Film opening ideas

-starts with a drunk person on a night out/at home, they start seeing strange things such as animals acting like humans and people doing odd things.
-a teenager's story of how terrible his social life is, starts in a school in a boring lesson
-a farmer hunting rabbits, the rabbit runs down a hole, he sends his dog to get it and after a while he looks in the hole to find the dog and rabbit playing cards.
-the story of a man who is hated by everyone because he is always rude around people, starts with him waking up brother with air horn, and his journey to work shows how mean he is to others too.
-a man who is terrified of hoovers. Starts with him having a nightmare about them.